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I felt a brief moment of comfort while preparing for the zombie apocalypse. An expert on the topic reported that the cataclysmic event will not be as bad as what is portrayed in film because the movies never show scavengers like dogs and birds, which will eat the zombies, thereby making life for…

My friend Greg discusses the impending zombie apocalypse. Spoiler alert, zombie experts will make you more worried than the movies.